After ranting wildly, someone managed to make me post these stuff.
Earlier while i was working with the coursework,
Part 1
Me: Modify the work again. Add more things la
Friend: Hard la
Me: Then take hammer hit till soft lor
Friend: What randomness... O_O
Part 2
Me: Eh, where's the section you have to do?
Friend: Which one? Impact of product towards community?
Me: Ya lah, make sure you do it nicely.
Friend: Of course, this product will be IMPAK MAKSIMA.
Me: ._.
And during class earlier today, (All this happened in the same class)
Part 1
Lecturer: Lets begin discussing the work I gave you last week.
Lecturer: Before that, I want to see all your answers on a paper.
*she went table to table checking all the answers given, eventually coming to mine*
Lecturer: Why empty paper? Want me to send you out of the class?
Me: Got la, you cannot see? Its clearly written all over the paper.
Lecturer: I'm serious, why you didn't finish your work?
Me: Okay la to tell you the truth...*points at own head* Answer inside hard disk. No printer to make hard copy.
Lecturer: I'm expecting answers from you later in discussion.
Part 2
Lecturer: Ok class, what is an example of output?
Class: sound/video/image/etcetc
Lecturer: That is types of output, I want example
Lecturer: Like recipt, hardcopy letter and report
Me: Madagascar 2!
Part 3
Lecturer: Lets discuss the work I gave you earlier.
Lecturer: Who can explain what is head crash in hard disk?
(Fact: Head crash occurs when the read/write head touches the platter. Effects include data loss, damaged sector and system crash)
Me: When two heads crashed into each other. Effects include memory loss, damaged brain and may cause coma.
Part 4
Lecturer: Compare active-matrix and passive-matrix
(Fact: Its the type of LCD Screens. Active-matrix fixes the bad angle view but uses more power. Passive-matrix is the opposite.)
Me: Active-matrix means you'll need to activate it to enter matrix mode. Passive means it automatically sends you into matrix mode.
Lecturer: Should i send you to an entertainment course?
Me: Oh no need, I'm in one now. Didn't you noticed?
Lecturer:Very funny...
I could've made more jokes in the class but she'll really send me out if I continue so I didn't =D
